Plato
In a classroom pupils were asked to always write in silence. One day
the teacher dozed off and was awakened by some of the pupils making noise.
To cover her embarrassment she said, "It was always my wish to meet the scholar
Plato and, a while ago, I did see him in my dream." The next day a pupil
dozed off while listening to the teacher's long lecture. Upon seeing the
sleeping child, the teacher woke him up and rebuked him. "Why are you sleeping
during the lecture?" The pupil answered, "I also went to see the scholar
Plato." The teacher asked, "And what did Plato say?", to which the pupil
replied, "Plato said he did not meet with you yesterday."
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